Porcelain Crime Scene
Episode 15 - coming soon
After a mysterious “accident,” the mugs begin interrogating each other.
In the morning, they found a mug cracked on the counter. No one saw anything, but everyone had opinions.
Fingers were pointed, alliances dissolved, and Inspector Sniff Barkley stepped forward to begin the investigation.
Main characters
Sniff
Self-appointed kitchen detective. Observes obsessively, treats everyone as crime suspect.
Iron
Kitchen Ranger. Body from metal, has legendary impact resistance. Feared by everyone, cracked by nothing. Even gravity ignores him.
Gabriel
Italian by pasta, dramatic by nature. Thinks every problem can be solved with louder hand gestures.
Remy
Speaks with a heavy French accent. Makes everything sound insulting without trying.
Donnie
Loud, red (orange?), loves applause. Absolutely certain he's the best mug anyone has ever seen.
Karen
Always pointing, never listening. Constantly demands to speak to someone 'in charge'.
Vega
Always lecturing others on how they should live. Often triggered and offended. Uses pronouns in her bio.
Grzegorz
Polish guy. Allergic to bullsh*t. Says what everyone else is afraid to say.
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