e07: MUGVISION: Every mug has a voice. Sadly.
Every year, humans gather around Eurovision to celebrate music, unity, and questionable voting.
Naturally, the mugs decided they deserved the same thing, but with less budget and fewer rules.
By midnight, the office kitchen had become a stage. Sadly.
Mamma, where's my mozzarella?
Mamma mia mozzarella, mamma mia mozzarela!
Mamma mia mozzarella, mamma mia mozzarela!
No deadline, no cry
Let the email pass on by..
Let the email pass on by..
Ze chorus is on strike,
Ze Eiffel Tower looks sad,
Even my croissant says zis song is bad.
Ze Eiffel Tower looks sad,
Even my croissant says zis song is bad.
They say we occupied the cookie shelf,
But the cookies called to liberate themselves.
They said "Comrade help us!"..
But the cookies called to liberate themselves.
They said "Comrade help us!"..
I'm the greatest mug, they all say -
Tremendous, first-rate...
The other mugs are tiny mugs, Very low-rate!
The other mugs are tiny mugs, Very low-rate!
One shelf!
One rhythm!
One Sausage plan!
Zat is how we build a propper clan!
One rhythm!
One Sausage plan!
Zat is how we build a propper clan!
Be kind, be gay, be caffeinated, shine,
Your vote is valid only if it agrees with mine.
Your vote is valid only if it agrees with mine.
I Was Yellow Once
Then I met your leftovers.
I was fresh sponge with dreams..
Then I met your leftovers.
I was fresh sponge with dreams..
Please don't ask me what I'm for,
I'm just a box with trauma to explore.
I'm just a box with trauma to explore.
I need the manager of Europe!
Immediately, tonight!
This whole performance has offended me,
And frankly I am right.
Immediately, tonight!
This whole performance has offended me,
And frankly I am right.
And so Mugovision ended exactly like Eurovision:
nobody understood the votes, everyone felt cheated,
and all the songs disappeared from memory before the kettle finished boiling.