Always lecturing others on how they should live. Often triggered and offended. Uses pronouns in her bio.

Polish guy. Allergic to bullsh*t. Says what everyone else is afraid to say.

Italian by pasta, dramatic by nature. Thinks every problem can be solved with louder hand gestures.

Loud, red (orange?), loves applause. Absolutely certain he's the best mug anyone has ever seen.

Life squeezed him and he soaked it all up. Always tired and disappointed. Slightly moldy from experience.

Speaks with a heavy French accent. Makes everything sound insulting without trying.

Always angry and very patriotic. Runs on tea. Complains all the time and calls it British tradition.

Obsessed with order, rules, structure and.. sausages. No one is entirely sure if he's German or Austrian.

Cold inside, hard to break. Drinks to forget - never actually forgets.

Always relaxed, never useful. Has a philosophy for everything.

Brings confusion wherever it goes. No one knows what it's for, including itself.

Always pointing, never listening. Constantly demands to speak to someone 'in charge'.

Permanently half-awake. Slow to react, even slower to wake up. Sometimes falls asleep while still talking.