e06: Mission FARTemis
Humans sent "Artemis II" around the Moon.
After watching that mission, the mugs reached their own scientific conclusion: NASA had overcomplicated the whole thing, the mugs will do it cheaper and better.
The new mission was going to be legendary and epic. Even the suitable name has been chosen for this glorious mission - "FARTEMIS I".
He sat in satelite can above Earth like it was just another Tuesday. If he farted in capsule, even that would become national achievement.. Even orbit behaved like it did not want to disappoint him.
And so the "Fartemis" mission ended exactly
as great office ideas usually do - half presentation, half disaster.
"Fartemis" did not change the future of space travel,
but it did permanently change the atmosphere in the men's restroom.
And the janitor will remember that restroom smell for the rest of her life.