Legends of Iron Chuck
Episode 05
A rumor spreads through the kitchen that Iron Chuck has cracked and the whole office kitchen starts remembering what he did to the building.
Late evening. Rain taps against the office kitchen window. City lights flicker outside. The mugs sit in uneasy silence.
Then one arrives late, trembling with gossip. Chuck Mug is gone. Cracked. Shattered. Or worse. Nobody knows.
Nobody wants to believe it. But once his name is spoken, the whole kitchen goes cold.
Main characters
Iron
Kitchen Ranger. Body from metal, has legendary impact resistance. Feared by everyone, cracked by nothing. Even gravity ignores him.
Grzegorz
Polish guy. Allergic to bullsh*t. Says what everyone else is afraid to say.
Donnie
Loud, red (orange?), loves applause. Absolutely certain he's the best mug anyone has ever seen.
Gabriel
Italian by pasta, dramatic by nature. Thinks every problem can be solved with louder hand gestures.
Ivan
Cold inside, hard to break. Drinks to forget - never actually forgets.
Remy
Speaks with a heavy French accent. Makes everything sound insulting without trying.
Karen
Always pointing, never listening. Constantly demands to speak to someone 'in charge'.
Alf
Obsessed with order, rules, structure and.. sausages. No one is entirely sure if he's German or Austrian.
Sensei
Old, calm and wise. Shares wise advice, then leaves before explaining what it meant.
Vega
Always lecturing others on how they should live. Often triggered and offended. Uses pronouns in her bio.
The debate ended in silence - the kind appliances make
when remembering something stronger than electricity.
All night, even the dishwasher stayed quiet.
If Chuck had cracked, he probably did it on purpose - just to scare the building one last time.
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