Home Alone: Office Kitchen Edition
Episode 01
Left alone for Christmas, dishes tour the empty office..
Humans left for two weeks of Christmas vacation, abandoning the office. At first, the silence felt peaceful.
Then the kitchen dishes started sensing something wasn't right.
So they started walking around like confused interns..
Main characters
Gabriel
Italian by pasta, dramatic by nature. Thinks every problem can be solved with louder hand gestures.
Remy
Speaks with a heavy French accent. Makes everything sound insulting without trying.
Karen
Always pointing, never listening. Constantly demands to speak to someone 'in charge'.
Colt
Redneck, and proud of it. Loves guns, hates outsiders, and thinks forks were better "back then".
Panic
Always in panic mode. Even silence feels dangerous.
Don Pedro
Macho by culture. Considers calm behavior deeply suspicious. Loves drama and a sacred afternoon siesta.
Ambient
Listens to music instead of conversations. Lone night wolf by choice.
By the time the humans return, nothing will be where they left it.
The kitchen will look the same - but it will know things.
And the dishes? They will never unsee what they discovered over Christmas.
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