Corporate Hangover Chronicles
Episode 07
Hungover dishes desperately reconstruct a party night nobody remembers clearly.
Late evening. The morning after the company party.
The office is silent, but the kitchen looks like a crime scene. Empty bottles, overturned cups, mysterious stains, and something suspiciously sticky on the counter.
Some mugs have no memory of last night. Others remember fragments they'd rather forget.
As they gather to piece together what happened, the horrifying truth slowly emerges.
Some turn pale. Some blame the alcohol. And some begin to suspect that getting fired would have been the better outcome.
Main characters
Panic
Always in panic mode. Even silence feels dangerous.
Remy
Speaks with a heavy French accent. Makes everything sound insulting without trying.
Gabriel
Italian by pasta, dramatic by nature. Thinks every problem can be solved with louder hand gestures.
Cristallina
Made of crystal, speaks softly. Only drinks the fancy sparkling stuff. Made to celebrate.
Grzegorz
Polish guy. Allergic to bullsh*t. Says what everyone else is afraid to say.
Donnie
Loud, red (orange?), loves applause. Absolutely certain he's the best mug anyone has ever seen.
Luna
Empty inside, overexposed outside. Survives entirely on likes, checks notifications every nine seconds.
Soggy
Life squeezed him and he soaked it all up. Always tired and disappointed. Slightly moldy from experience.
And so the company party ended with terrible hangovers, shattered dignity,
and several relationships that should never have happened.
Luna fell in love with a plastic footballer,
Remy discovered that romance was more expensive than champagne,
and Soggy found emotional support in a urinal.
Donnie declared the night a tremendous victory,
despite losing a debate to his own reflection.
Everyone promised to make better decisions at the next company party.
The first promise lasted until lunchtime
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