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Alf Wurstmeister

Alf Wurstmeister

Obsessed with order, rules, structure and.. sausages. No one is entirely sure if he's German or Austrian.

  • Laminated rules for everything
  • Schedules in 5-minute blocks
  • Sausage-based decision making

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EP 03NEW The betrayal of abandoned containers87 panels8 min read › EP 04NEW The Illusion of Harmony on the Shelves48 panels5 min read › EP 05NEW Legends of Iron Chuck48 panels5 min read › EP 06NEW Mission FARTemis94 panels9 min read › EP 07NEW MUGVISION: Every mug has a voice. Sadly.92 panels9 min read › EP 08 The Great Blockade of the Strait of HummusPanels TBARead time TBA › EP 12 Einstein List: prove It that you are not on itPanels TBARead time TBA ›

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The Office Unhinged

Absurd office-kitchen comedy
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When humans leave the office, the kitchen dishes take over and say what HR never allowed.

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Groceries with opinions, attitude, and a shopping list of chaos.

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Everyday things with extraordinary opinions.

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